pochowek:

yeah man i tell ya hwat man that dang ol’ elephants foot man you just go on there down that dang ol basement in chernobyl man talk about radiation sickness man you just pull ya geiger counter out tell ya hwat and the thing just goes click clickclickclickclickclickclickclick click it’s real easy man.

unhappydiaries:

the fact that people can see me makes me kinda uncomfortable not gonna lie

thelighttasteslikelasagna:

jakemorph:

in this essay i won’t

hesitate, bitch

linnythealien:

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yugaks:

jokelesbian:

lesbianshadowcat:

sapphosaur:

yugaks:

me cooking

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types of xmas songs

cloudfreed:

  • Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool
  • The Big Red Man Is Coming
  • There’s snow outside. that’s good!
  • I’m alone on xmas and sad
  • Santa Claus is very sexy
  • Christmas trees. love em
  • You know what? it’s Christmas time

i’m in love with jessie wowowowow

ftcreature:
“road rage
”

boogaloojones:

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I CONTROL THE DIE

normajeaned:
““Marilyn Monroe’s 5-drawer travel makeup case, filled with cosmetics—some of which were still in their original boxes—was auctioned off at Christies in 1999 for $266,500. The case included lipsticks, eyeliner, nail polish, paper fans...
sapphicvintage:
“Anneka di Lorenzo and Lori Wagner in “Caligula”, 1979
”

coaltar-of-the-deepers:

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6x:

i feel like i’m already tired tomorrow

fashionfeude:
“Detail at Alexander McQueen Fall Winter 2016 | LFW
”